Some of you know that I am a real rugby union fan. The game is often described as a hooligan sport, which is played by 15 gentlemen. There are a huge number of laws which provide players of different physiques, skills, genders and ages with the opportunity to participate at their levels of ability in a controlled, competitive and enjoyable environment. These laws are not in essence, so different from sessioning with a Mistress! With the Six Nations currently being played out, I treated D to a quiz in which he failed to win so much as a bonus point, then I followed it up with a dice game played using implements assigned to the six teams. All my decisions were final, with no chance of referral to the TMO!