I don’t like text. I like e-mails. I like to chat by phone. I like wine. So much gets lost in text translation. I am old. My fingers are old. My phone is old. Text is fine if confirming a visit, or for me to let you know that it’s good to ring. It is for those who have been to visit me and want to be in touch. Texting is not for asking lots of questions. It is not for making an initial enquiry. You know who you are – be warned!!!! That aside, you know if you are someone who can text me! A further warning, just in case it’s needed …..please do not start me on What’s App!!!! Rant over ……..Textology!