Having the right kit really does not make an expert, as this wannabe ballerina proved on his recent visit. Mistress was appalled that he didn’t even know the basic ballet positions and had so much fun putting him through his paces! After several attempts with feet positions one to five, he was sent away to practise these, together with the appropriate arm positions – he may be gone some time!!!! Less of the Royal Ballet and more of a “bally” nuisance – thank you P for giving me so much enjoyment!!